Oh look. One of my primary childhood abusers wants to be my friend on facebook again.
Commonly known as the Pink Floyd, this is a photo of a grey whale penis. A grey whale’s penis is prehensile, which means that it can probe around to find the hole.
I wonder how many Nessie-monster sightings THIS was responsible for.
Once again Tumblr educates me and renders me speechless at the same time.
A medievalist friend who, before grad school, studied marine biology assures me that this is where sea-serpent sightings of the Middle Ages came from.
Apparently many whales, if approached by research vessels while they are basking on the surface, often roll over and extrude their penises. Whether out of amusement, arousal, habit or greeting, it is not known.
The last step obviously has you summon a portal to the Abyss, so yeah, no tying that knot for a good while.
EREN’S HAD ENOUGH OF YAW SHET.
w- is- is that a flirtation?
nnnNOo. shhh. People don’t think about me, highly or otherwise. thx though, ilu nonny.
Oh my gosh. You anon keysmashed me and it made me blush noooo
(who are you?)